just killed a bug by spraying it with perfume like a lady
smathmouth: seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
hungarian: nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
greatwhiteprivilege: don’t pretend to like me if you don’t don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t don’t don’t don’t
antst00fs: I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
hermseza: My stomach is upset. I hope it wasn’t something I said.
Misandry - The hatred of men:... →
privilegedenyingfeministcunt: A teacher of mine told a story about how she assaulted an ex of hers after finding out that he had gotten together with an ex of a friend of hers (she dumped him, for the record). She broke down the door to his apartment, broke his nose, knocked him back into…
Why do really pretty people think their lives are so dramatic
the-vashta-nerada: it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”. john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why”. he then turns into the great dragon and flies away the screen turns black that’s the episode
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
It really disgusts me the idea that believing something without proof and blindly following what everyone else is doing, because they make it seem like the right thing to do, is considered something to be proud of. “Faith” How about thinking for yourself and coming to your own conclusion using, oh I don’t know, logic maybe?
When you realize A year has passed From something that doesn’t seem Long ago Makes you feel Time going faster As you get older And Life getting shorter
thegoddamazon: enoljras: quick reminder that you don’t have to be suicidal to be depressed. you don’t have to experience frequent panic attacks to have an anxiety disorder. you don’t have to have an intake of 300 calories to have an eating disorder. you don’t have to repeat all your actions 10 times to have OCD. you don’t have to be the poster child of a mental illness in order to be...
princeowl: when kids complain about school or joke about dropping out im pretty sure theyre not saying that they dont want an education theyre saying that the school system is flawed and horrible and makes them feel shitty about themselves and doesnt provide a good environment for learning
high-blogging: lntelligent: i wish self-hatred burned calories
theyellowbrickroad: My dad saw some scene kids sitting outside of this gas station and said “maybe they’re ghosts from 2008” omfg
the enemy is everywhere the enemy is everywhere the enemy is everywhere the...– titus andronicus (via andrewjasonjihad)
unironicgoth: my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
THE FRONT BOTTOMS
I NEED A TICKET TO THE HOBOKEN SHOW PLS HALP
beerito: i might be annoying but at least i dont say fail
shutupaubrey: if you think you need practice kissing i’m free 24/7 year round
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
h0llo: shut up kid i know ur starving but there are white girls in america without iphones
ostracizedpoodle: life has never given me lemons
Someone just wrote “for-fill” in their status when the meant to say “fulfill” y
For the record, I honestly don’t give a fuck how much cock you suck. Suck a...– Benedict Smith (via homerrssimpson)
I kind of feel like a douchebag. Like there are or were people that I was friends with for months that my social anxiety was so bad I couldn’t be myself around. It’s kinda messed up that I can like people and even feel comfortable with them but put on an act for them because I’m so scared ill do something wrong How sad is it that I can not be aware of something that makes me...
And deep down, we know the real reason for our sadness we’re really fucking behind on our homework and there’s a chem test tmrw fuq